You Know You’re Getting Older When…
“You know you’re getting older when your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.”
“You know you’re getting older when you can live without sex but not without glasses.”
“You know you’re getting older when you begin every other sentence with, “Nowadays…”
“You know you’re getting older when the pharmacist has become your new best friend.”
“You know you’re getting older when you sing along with the elevator music.”
“You know you’re getting older when you look for your glasses for half-an-hour, then find they’ve been on your head all the time.”
“You know you’re getting older when the twinkle in your eye is only the reflection of the sun on your bifocals.”
“You know you’re getting older when you finally got your head together, now your body is falling apart.”
“You know you’re getting older when you read more and remember less.”
“You know you’re getting older when your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.”